Description: The article focuses on costco employee site. The content will express the description of the life of a Costco cashier. We can see the conversations between the cashier and the customer, mentioning something about the membership card, the coupons, customer service and some complaints coming from the customers.
Can I have your membership card? Stop rushing me, I am not rushing you, you have been waiting in line for 20 minutes and you are now looking for your card, I can find my card, supervisor, can you look up this lady’s membership number since her card magically vanished.
It shows your membership is due, I will need to add $30 to your bill in order to shop today, I had no idea, my membership was due, I can’t believe, I have to pay to shop, it shows your card expired eight months ago, you will need to pay to shop today.
Did you find everything OK? As a matter of fact, everything in the store has been rearranged and I had to walk all over the store to find the bakery, the bakery has never moved, I remember it used to be at the place where the snack bar is.
I can assure you it has not moved, perhaps you are thinking of a different store, I am thinking of this storm, what would I know? I have worked here for 15 years, would you like to apply for our store credit card today? No. Would you like to apply for our preferred member card?
You will save three percent on all your purchases, I refuse to pay any more money for a membership card, but you are buying a ten thousand dollar television today, it would be worth it for you.
I said no. Would you like to buy stamps today? No. I would like you to stop asking me questions and ring up my items, I apologize man, but I have annoying ass supervisors breathing down my neck every 20 minutes, making sure I am asking these questions, whatever would you like? Anything at the snack bar today? No. I forgot my group ones in the car.
Will you give them to me? Yes. Even though I know you are a liar, but next time you will need to bring your coupons, it would be a lot easier for me if you would put your little items on the belt, I am a paying member, I deserve the best customer service, because you pay, it does not mean I am your personal slave.
You have 18 bottles of vitamins here and the limit for the coupon is that you would like to purchase all of them, no, I would not, if there is a limit, it should say on the coupon, it does state that in big bold letters, learn to read you retard, you have boxes for the love of God.
Listen, lady, if you want boxes, you need to take your items out of her cart and you will also need to remove your nine-year-old child, there is room, don’t you know how to do your job Johnny? Please move over an inch, so this slow cashier can place a huge box in the cart.
Can you have your assistant get me the pot stickers that lady has in her cart, they look good, but I would prefer chicken, get it yourself, I am a paying member, I deserve the best customer service.
Here are your pot stickers, the clue porn did not come off again, if you would read your coupon, it says it is only good for the pork, pot stickers and you want chicken, can you take those off and send you assistant to get the pork?
Then I want to karate chop your face, can you send your assistant to get me a case of water and a case of Pepsi? I forgot it again, you’re a liar, you are too lazy to get it yourself, please light yourself on fire, are you ready to pay? Yes. I would like to pay for the food items with food stamps and the television separate sounds like you manage your money wisely and are well deserving of food stamps.
Your total is fourteen thousand four hundred and eighty dollars, why can’t I ever get out of this store under $100? Maybe it is because you have no self-control, your food stamps came out, it is fine, but your payment for the ten thousand dollar television was declined, I don’t understand, I use my credit card sheet stain, you should know we don’t take credit, you have been a member for ten years.
I will take it off for you, here is your membership card and your receipt, I forgot to order a hot dog, lady, you piss me off, your total is 395, please slide your food stamps again, here is your seat, I don’t see where you got my coupons, I can’t believe you are still here, I’m sick of looking at your ugly face, if you would simply look at your seat, you will see that I got your coupons, I see now, I hope you choke on your hot dogs or get run over in the parking lot.