Description: In the article which centers on sarahah login, the author reads Sarahah messages. Sarahah helps you in discovering your strengths and areas for improvement by receiving honest feedback from your employees and your friends in a private manner.
You ever know that you’re making a mistake before you’ve even made it yet, but don’t change your course of action, that’s what I’m doing now, my name is Lonnie, today we are playing Sarahah, it is not a game, today we’re going to be playing games with my feeling with my self-worth.
If you don’t know what Sarahah is, it is the number one app in the world, it’s been there for probably a week or two, it’s a social networking app where you get this little box, you can send people to your profile like a formspring, ask FM type thing, you could ask anonymous questions on those apps.
If you don’t ask questions, you tell people how you feel about them, it’s like an ego-destroying hate machine, I honestly can’t think of a worse app idea, you made some Isis prank dialer where you call them every 20 minutes and give them your address, but that’s the only thing that I can think, that’s worse than this one.
I had tweeted earlier hot take, if you don’t download Sarahah, no one hates you and you’re perfect, it’s how it works, I decided to open the can of worms, swallow them down and eat them, I’m going to eat it, I’m going to read something.
I don’t know what I’m scared of, you would never say anything mean, it is going to be like a YouTube comment simulator, I love your visit, I have been watching for a long time, thanks to you, that wasn’t so bad, thank you for always making me happy, that’s so nice, you are so nice.
I don’t know why, we got a wall nation in the freaking building sale, I like this app online, I’m straight for you, you should appreciate that, I don’t know what that means, but I’m happy about it, I’ll accept it, they say when you die, your life will flash before your eyes, what if you already died, this is reliving all your memories.
You hurt my brain, because I’m offended, that’s what I was coming into this expecting, you blew my mind, now I don’t even know if I’m real, in fact it doesn’t get much more negative than that, you helped me through a difficult time.
My sister has anorexia and was in the hospital for about a month, we weren’t allowed to contact her, whenever I got sad, I would go on your channel and watch your video, she’s a lot healthier now, I cannot thank you enough, I wasn’t expecting people to say nice things, that’s awesome, that’s amazing, thank you for telling me, thank you for being so nice. I’m going to keep backing away, I can’t handle feelings.
You may be stupid but you’re not an idiot. I don’t even know how to feel that, it makes me feel good, you’ve got a little heart, you’re great, I think you’re cool, it’s going to be boring, I miss the days when you would tape your phone to your face.
The last time I did that, I couldn’t get the tape out of my hair for hours, I can’t do that anymore, I’m sure I’ll still do it someday, does Stephen get jealous when you and Brad go on dates? Obviously, I’ve gotta unsub because I felt like I outgrew you.
I almost started crying because I would loose a piece of me, I love you, that was so nice, you can unsub if you ever get bored, it’s fine, you have my permission, look at all these nice words I’m reading, these are nice, I missed the old Lonnie.
I had this box of band-aids, I’m ready to bandage up my wounds, I thought you were vicious and mean, I don’t personally miss the old Lonnie, it’s not an insult, I don’t miss being a younger version of myself who didn’t know as much as I do now.
It’s the closest thing we’ve got to an insult, I’m bandaging myself up, I’m getting ready, I could cry about it, I bet he and his roommates have seen each other’s chodes, it is a joke, I live alone now, I’m looking for the mean ones, thank you, you are amazing.
Finally you used to be cool, then you started getting piercings, that’s the stuff, that’s the paint I was looking for, the Fitness Gram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that gets more difficult, I miss your app review videos, I used to watch you so much and then you went all nevershoutnever on me.
I am sorry that I went on to make some less good music, your old content was funnier, that’s a fair opinion honestly, you look like you smell like pickles, I don’t think I smell like pickles, I think I have more of a social anxiety smell, cut yourself, it is kidding, I love your videos, you’re so funny.
You played with my emotion so hard, who are you? You look like lil yachty, I get a band-aid for that, I used to love your videos with your old girlfriend but since you changed, I hate your videos, you look like an inbred seahorse, you have good videos.
Obviously we stay respecting women, don’t be ridiculous, I know you said to make you cry on Twitter, but the amount of work you put into your YouTube is unbelievable, I found your channel, I was twelve, I took a serious turn, I got to have a serious voice.
You helped me a lot, although it sounds corny, you may help me grow into the person I am now, you inspire me a lot, thank you Lonnie, your videos make me smile, thank you Natalie and thank you for exposing yourself, I am going to never watch you anymore but I still like you.
I’m not going to lie, I was expecting that to be a little more treacherous, you are so nice, it made me happy, thanks for being nice, thanks for giving my videos a chance at one point in your life, it’s totally cool, if it’s not your thing anymore, I appreciate you ever giving me a shot.
To the people who said mean things, I thank you for following the rules too, don’t download Sarahah, don’t download serendipity, it’s a dumb app, I don’t think it’s good, thanks for reading.